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Category: Arts and Entertainment >> Humor<< previous page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 next page >> by Jack Reider 
[ 2007-06-14 ]
Insights into the secret and not so secret lenient indulges of the female mind. Read for a terrific laugh. by Alice Hart
[ 2007-06-13 ]
How to fight back agains Telemarketers by Josef Graf
[ 2007-06-10 ]
The illustrious Hebert Flabeau returns to America ato land a job from the winner of the employer from hell award. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-06-08 ]
According to the Bible, the Lord says: 1) I will give you hoofs of bronze and you will break to pieces many nations, 2) I will destroy all her cattle from beside abundant waters no longer to be stirred by the foot of man or muddied by the hoofs of cattle, 3) The hoofs of his horses will trample all your streets; he will kill your people with the sword, 4) I am going to raise up a shepherd over the land who will not care for the lost, or seek the young, or heal the injured, or feed the healthy, but will eat the meat of the choice sheep, tearing off their hoofs and 5) Fathers will not turn to help their children; their hands will hang limp. Biologists say that neither the Coney nor the Rabbit chew the cud. However, the Bible says that both the Coney and the Rabbit chew the cud.
On the other hand, the Quran says that the reason that Allah forbade the Jews all with undivided hoofs is because of their transgressions. However, if they belie you, then say: your lord is the lord of all-encompassing mercy; and his punishment cannot be averted from the evildoer's people.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-06-07 ]
The Bible says: 1)" For your hands are stained with blood, your fingers with guilt. Your lips have spoken lies, and your tongue mutters wicked things". 2) Praise be to the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. 3) Jesus put his fingers into the man's ears. Then he spit and touched the man's tongue, 4) a huge man with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, 5) 'My little finger is thicker than my father's waist., 6) Bind them on your fingers; write them on the tablet of your heart and do not spend your strength on women. Blood and alter are mentioned in the Bible in seven verses; in them blood is mentioned 12 times and alter is mentioned 15 times. In addition, the finger of God is found in five verses: Dip the finger is found in five verses:
On the other hand, the Quran talks about Noah's debates with the unbelievers. This issue of Noah debates with them is not mentioned in the Bible. In addition, the Quran confers the first battle between Muslims and them. In that Battle, the very few Muslims had beaten the many unbelievers. Moreover, the Quran presents the Hypocrites, 1) their parable and 2) their faith, fingertips and rage! Finally, the Quran grants the fingertips (Fingerprint) in the Afterlife! as it says that Allah will restore the fingertips (the fingertips) of the dead. Each one of us has its own fingerprint!
by Jack Reider
[ 2007-06-04 ]
One of the best ways of picking up women is by making them laugh. Here, I supply some such funny stories to start up a conversation. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-06-04 ]
George Bush wakes up the sleeping Communist Bear. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-06-02 ]
The Bible says that the children of Israel are perverse and crooked generation and the way of peace they know not; and there is no judgment in their goings: they have made them crooked paths. Also, the Bible declares that God's hand has formed the crooked serpent and the Lord with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the crooked serpent. The Bible tells us that the crooked cannot be made straight and He hath made my paths crooked. However, the Bible says that God can make that straight, which he hath made crooked; the crooked shall be made straight; I will make the crooked things straight and the crooked shall be made straight
On the other hand, the Quran cites what the Prophet "shu'aib" said to his people; what Allah says to the people of the Book? In addition, the Quran says that those who prefer this life more than the everlasting life = the great error and those who bar others from the path of Allah and desire to make it crooked, they disbelieve in the everlasting life. Then, the Quran declares that there is no crookedness in the Quran and the everlasting life is true and there is no crookedness at the Day of Judgment.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-05-31 ]
In the Bible, the Lord will put his hook in your nose and his bit in your mouth; the Lord says:" I am holier than thou, these are a smoke in my nose". The outcome of the jealous anger of the Lord! Is: they will cut off your noses and your ears, they will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword and consumed by fire.
The advice for a person with flat nose is "Do not approach". The king of Assyria, who took Manasseh prisoner, put a hook in his nose.
Also, the Bible says: 1)They have noses but they cannot smell, 2)Twisting the nose produces blood!, 3) Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon, 4) looking toward thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples, 5) stop the noses of the passengers. Then the Bible asks these two questions: 1) Can anyone capture him and pierce his nose? And 2) Can you put a cord through his nose?
In addition the Bible talks about Nose ring in five verses.
On the other hand, the Quran says that Allah has written in Torah that a life for a life, an eye for an eye, a nose for a nose, an ear for an ear, a tooth for a tooth, and for wounds equal retaliation, but whosoever forgoes it as a freewill offering, it will be expiation for him. Whoever does not judge according to what Allah has sent down are the wrong-doers. It should be emphasized that the Torah's law never says Nose for Nose.
by Karen Fish
[ 2007-05-30 ]
Rudolph is a trillion to one. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-05-29 ]
The Bible talks about Beast with three ribs in the mouth between the teeth and Beast with iron teeth and bronze claws. Also the Bible says that: 1) the teeth have skin, 2) Teeth are swords, 3)Their teeth were like lions' teeth, 4) The teeth of the great lions are broken, 5) O Lord, Break the fangs of the lions!, 6) A nation (without number) with teeth of a lion, 7) O Lord Arise and break the teeth, 8) the Lord, has not let us be torn by their teeth, 9) The Mouth is like the best wine, 10) You will thresh the mountains (with teeth) and crush them, 11) God has broken my teeth with gravel and 12) The beloved woman's teeth are like a flock of sheep
On the other hand, the Quran says that Allah has written in Torah that a life for a life, an eye for an eye, a nose for a nose, an ear for an ear, a tooth for a tooth, and for wounds equal retaliation, but whosoever forgoes it as a freewill offering, it will be expiation for him. Whoever does not judge according to what Allah has sent down are the wrong-doers.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-05-21 ]
In the Bible, The Lord says: "I will do a new thing, new things do I declare, I have shewed thee new things from this time" and the Bible says that the Lord hath created a new thing in the earth, all things are become new, they are new every morning. However, the Bible declares that there is no new thing under the sun.
In addition, many things are "New" in the Bible and they are: Wine, Moon, Moons, Meat, Cart, Song, Testament, Man, Jerusalem, Garment, Heavens, Earth, House, Ropes Commandment, Gate, Covenant, Spirit, Cloth, Name, King, Wife, Cords, Jawbone of an ass, Sword, Cruse, Court, Way, Timber, Instrument, Tomb, Tongues, Sepulcher, Lump, Creature, and Newborn.
On the other hand, the Quran says that Allah can easily replace mankind with a New Creation. Then the Quran uses "New" in a deep theological meaning that Afterlife and meeting the Lord, the Almighty Creator.
The Ignorant Unbeliever Arabs denied the Afterlife and put some questions about it, the Quran provides the answer for their questions, gives the outcome of the Unbelievers who deny the Afterlife and grants a Reward for them
by Jack Reider
[ 2007-05-21 ]
Puns, witty answers and jokes on male and female relationships. Also get a few humoristic definitions. by Jack Reider
[ 2007-05-20 ]
Why do some things happen the way they do. Here, I point out some of the unique conundrums existing on earth. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-05-18 ]
According to the Bible you have to know 27 items.
According to the Quran you have to know 17 items.
The Bible says that "know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God." Also, the Bible says: Know ye 1) Laban,2) this day,3) what I have done to you?,4) the Spirit of God; And Know ye that,5) Ramoth in Gilead is ours, 6) the Lord he is God,7) if ye put me to death,8) ye shall surely bring innocent blood upon yourselves, 9) the kingdom of God is nigh at hand,10) they which are of faith are the children of Abraham and11) Timothy is set at liberty. In addition, the Bible cites: Know ye not: 1) what I and my fathers have done unto all the people of other lands?,2) what these things mean?,3) this parable?, your own selves?,4) there is a prince,5) that so many of us were baptized into his death?,6) that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey,7) that the law hath dominion over a man,8) that ye are the temple of God,9) that a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump?,10) that we shall judge angels?, 1) that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God?,12) that your bodies are the members of Christ?,13) that he which is joined to an harlot is one body?,14) that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost, and 15) that they which run in a race run all
On the other hand, the Quran declares that the most important is to know that there is no god but Allah, therefore, ask Him "only" for forgiveness of your sin(s).
Also the Quran says: know that Allah is 1) with those who restrain themselves, 2) strict in punishment, 3) Exalted in Power, Wise, 4) Oft-Forgiving, Most Forbearing, Most Merciful, 5) your guardian (protector); and most excellent the helper, 6) with those who fear Him, 7) well-acquainted with all things, and 8) free of all wants, and worthy of all praise. In addition, the Quran cites: know that Allah 1)sees well what ye do, 2)hears and knows all things and everything things, 3) intervenes between man and his heart, and that to him you shall be gathered and desires to afflict them on account of some of their faults (sins).
Furthermore, the Quran says: know that:1) among you is Allah's Messenger and it is Our Messenger's duty to proclaim (the Message) in the clearest manner, 2) your children and your wealth are but a temptation, and that the reward with Allah is great (immense reward), 3) whatever thing you gain, a fifth of it is for…, 4) the life of this world is nothing in comparison to the Eternal Afterlife, 5) they only follow their own lusts, 6) you are to meet Allah (in the Hereafter) and you cannot frustrate Allah. And proclaim a grievous penalty to those who reject Faith and Allah will cover with shame those who reject Him.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-05-18 ]
According to the Bible you have to know 27 items.
According to the Quran you have to know 17 items.
The Bible says that "know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God." Also, the Bible says: Know ye 1) Laban,2) this day,3) what I have done to you?,4) the Spirit of God; And Know ye that,5) Ramoth in Gilead is ours, 6) the Lord he is God,7) if ye put me to death,8) ye shall surely bring innocent blood upon yourselves, 9) the kingdom of God is nigh at hand,10) they which are of faith are the children of Abraham and11) Timothy is set at liberty. In addition, the Bible cites: Know ye not: 1) what I and my fathers have done unto all the people of other lands?,2) what these things mean?,3) this parable?, your own selves?,4) there is a prince,5) that so many of us were baptized into his death?,6) that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey,7) that the law hath dominion over a man,8) that ye are the temple of God,9) that a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump?,10) that we shall judge angels?, 1) that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God?,12) that your bodies are the members of Christ?,13) that he which is joined to an harlot is one body?,14) that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost, and 15) that they which run in a race run all
On the other hand, the Quran declares that the most important is to know that there is no god but Allah, therefore, ask Him "only" for forgiveness of your sin(s).
Also the Quran says: know that Allah is 1) with those who restrain themselves, 2) strict in punishment, 3) Exalted in Power, Wise, 4) Oft-Forgiving, Most Forbearing, Most Merciful, 5) your guardian (protector); and most excellent the helper, 6) with those who fear Him, 7) well-acquainted with all things, and 8) free of all wants, and worthy of all praise. In addition, the Quran cites: know that Allah 1)sees well what ye do, 2)hears and knows all things and everything things, 3) intervenes between man and his heart, and that to him you shall be gathered and desires to afflict them on account of some of their faults (sins).
Furthermore, the Quran says: know that:1) among you is Allah's Messenger and it is Our Messenger's duty to proclaim (the Message) in the clearest manner, 2) your children and your wealth are but a temptation, and that the reward with Allah is great (immense reward), 3) whatever thing you gain, a fifth of it is for…, 4) the life of this world is nothing in comparison to the Eternal Afterlife, 5) they only follow their own lusts, 6) you are to meet Allah (in the Hereafter) and you cannot frustrate Allah. And proclaim a grievous penalty to those who reject Faith and Allah will cover with shame those who reject Him.
by Karen Fish
[ 2007-05-16 ]
God helps those who help themselves. by Rahul Rungta
[ 2007-05-08 ]
There is now a video games console to suit practically every need, But the range and diversity of gaming systems, never mind the games themselves is a daunting prospect to the uninitiated. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-05-04 ]
The name Allah has a unique linguistic phenomenon; it can give the same meaning by using all of its four characters, three characters, two Characters or one character. The name God does not have this phenomenon; which is not applicable for any name but Allah. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-04-28 ]
It’s a magic trick. by Michael Malega
[ 2007-04-28 ]
Interesting web site for Magic Shows and more... by Karen Fish
[ 2007-04-26 ]
Truth is stranger than fiction. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-04-25 ]
Imaginary angst. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-04-13 ]
The Bible says that the odor of a burnt ram on the altar is an aroma pleasing to the Lord. The odor of the burnt Fat ram, the fat tail, the fat around the inner parts, the covering of the liver, both kidneys with the fat on them, and the right thigh. Notice that the burnt "thigh" should be the right one not the left thigh. If a member of the community sins, he should sacrifices an offering, the priest shall remove all the fat, burn it on the altar as an aroma pleasing to the Lord. In this way the priest will make atonement for him, and he will be forgiven. Also, the odor of burnt fine flour and oil, together with all the incense on the grain offering, is an aroma pleasing to the Lord.
On the other hand, the Quran says that neither the meat nor the blood of the sacrificed animal reach Allah. It is the devotion from you to Allah that reaches Him. Allah is not looking for meat or blood or the odor of burnt fat or any similar materials.
Allah is only interested of what is inside your heart (faith, willing to do good deeds, etc.)
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-04-13 ]
The Bible says that the odor of a burnt ram on the altar is an aroma pleasing to the Lord. The odor of the burnt Fat ram, the fat tail, the fat around the inner parts, the covering of the liver, both kidneys with the fat on them, and the right thigh. Notice that the burnt "thigh" should be the right one not the left thigh. If a member of the community sins, he should sacrifices an offering, the priest shall remove all the fat, burn it on the altar as an aroma pleasing to the Lord. In this way the priest will make atonement for him, and he will be forgiven. Also, the odor of burnt fine flour and oil, together with all the incense on the grain offering, is an aroma pleasing to the Lord.
On the other hand, the Quran says that neither the meat nor the blood of the sacrificed animal reach Allah. It is the devotion from you to Allah that reaches Him. Allah is not looking for meat or blood or the odor of burnt fat or any similar materials.
Allah is only interested of what is inside your heart (faith, willing to do good deeds, etc.)
by Karen Fish
[ 2007-04-10 ]
The ultimate diplomat. by Lisa Mac
[ 2007-04-04 ]
'anti-humour' is a new genre of humour gaining cult status in both the UK and US. Purposely countering comedy tradition, many say it is overtaking observational humour to become the new ‘alternative comedy.’
by Karen Fish
[ 2007-04-02 ]
A Cinderella story. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-03-28 ]
Modern diplomacy at its finest. by Jack Reider
[ 2007-03-26 ]
Preparing for Passover involves a thorough house cleaning. While you are doing that, here are some jokes to ease the experience. by Michael Malega
[ 2007-03-25 ]
Useful information on comic book values. COme to visit our web site to learn more about comic book values. by Michael Malega
[ 2007-03-23 ]
Come to visit our web site to find more about batman comics. Useful information on batman comics. by Michael Malega
[ 2007-03-23 ]
Useful information all about marvel comic books. Come to visit our web site to find more on marvel comic books. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-03-16 ]
Would you buy a used car from this man? by Jack Reider
[ 2007-02-20 ]
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh. by Jack Reider
[ 2007-02-19 ]
Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how. by Randy Harbison
[ 2007-02-09 ]
Bizarre humor is one of those things that when the event is completed you are left with the question, "what was that all about." by Randy Harbison
[ 2007-02-09 ]
Black Humor: This is the type of stuff that doesn't quite make the Darwin's but leaves the participant alive. by Randy Harbison
[ 2007-02-09 ]
Twisted Humor: Twisted humor is one of those things that at the end may seam funny to some folks but to the one who bears the brunt of this type of humor is left with his or her life changed forever. by James L. Snyder Snyder
[ 2007-02-03 ]
It began as all things begin n a long period of boredom with nothing exciting to do. Whoever said, “Idle hands are the devil’s workshop,” knew something of what they were speaking.
by Jack Reider
[ 2007-01-30 ]
Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed at them. by Thefrap.com Thefrap.com
[ 2007-01-20 ]
Why do so many women drive around in the oversized SUV?s, the Tahoe, Excursion, Escalade, and even the H2. These cars are too big for you! Stick to the small to medium size vehicles. Don't tell me it's because you need a car that seats seven because every time I see you driving, you're by yourself. by Gareth Brown
[ 2007-01-16 ]
Here is how to find humor in not-so-funny stuff. Before long, you will have people laughing a lot at your presentation without telling jokes. Below are some ways to get people to laugh. by Jack Reider
[ 2006-12-21 ]
Learn why people say bless you when someone sneezes. by Jack Reider
[ 2006-12-12 ]
Read 20 previously unknown secrets about general living that will give you a good laugh.
by Robert Locke
[ 2006-11-30 ]
Ousted by the Republican party after a closely fought referendum(51%) in which the Monarchy is declared an anachronism, the Queen and Prince Consort decide to live out their exile in Italy. The former UK is now known as New English Republican Dominions
(NERD). Follow their daily adventures as they come to terms with the complicated political and social mores of Italy while keeping in touch with events and personalities back home. In to-day's episode the Queen is particularly interested in Tom Cruise's wedding.
by Robert Locke
[ 2006-11-28 ]
Ousted by the Republican party after a closely fought referendum(51%) in which the Monarchy is declared an anachronism, the Queen and Prince Consort decide to live out their exile in Italy. The former UK is now known as New English Republican Dominions
(NERD). Follow their daily adventures as they come to terms with the complicated political and social mores of Italy while keeping in touch with events and personalities back home
by Robert Locke
[ 2006-11-28 ]
Ousted by the Republican party after a closely fought referendum(51%) in which the Monarchy is declared an anachronism, the Queen and Prince Consort decide to live out their exile in Italy. The former UK is now known as New English Republican Dominions
(NERD). Follow their daily adventures as they come to terms with the complicated political and social mores of Italy while keeping in touch with events and personalities back home.
by Maria Markella
[ 2006-11-28 ]
Would you like to attract women in your life? Then make them laugh. This is part of a Chinese quote and it is true. Women love to laugh and will do anything to have some fun one or the other way. Women will kill for someone who makes them laugh. Laughter is the key to attract them. But how do you do that? by Robert Locke
[ 2006-11-27 ]
Read the humorous adventures of the exiled Queen as she learns to cope with Italian social mores and a complicated political scenario.
Follow her daily adventures. Get details on Italian tourism, events and Italian recipes.
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