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[ 2007-11-03 ]
The Quran declares that King Solomon was inspecting his unique Hosts; and he reviewed the birds, He had a glance see the hoopoe but he could not see him. The Hoopoe was absent! King Solomon threatened to punish the Hoopoe severely or to kill it unless the Hoopoe has a reasonable excuse!
The Hoopoe came back and bravely said that he has got information that King Solomon has no idea about!
The Hoopoe said that he found a woman ruling over the people in Yemen and she has a mighty throne;
She and her people were prostrating to the sun instead of Allah. The Hoopoe wondered "why they do not worship Allah; why do they not prostrate to Allah.”
King Solomon, said, to the hoopoe: 'We shall see whether you have spoken the truth, or not. He
(Solomon) then composed a letter and commanded the hoopoe to take the letter and deliver it to them, and see what kind of response they shall give. The Hoopoe did his job and the Queen, consumed by fear, read Solomon's letter!
On the other hand, the Bible in Leviticus 11 declares that the Hoopoe is a Detested and Unclean bird.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-11-02 ]
The Quran declares that King Solomon had a unique wish; he asked Allah to grant him a unique Kingdom.
Allah did and made the wind subservient to him. Also, Allah made the devils subservient to him so that they worked by his command. King Solomon was devoted totally to his Lord and Allah loved him and bestowed him with a unique amazing kingdom!
These Historical facts are not mentioned in the Bible. On the other hand, the Bible declares that King Solomon loved many foreign women; He had seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines! His women (1000) led him astray; and turned his heart after other gods!!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-11-01 ]
The Quran declares that: 1) The hearing power of King Solomon was unique, 2) The ants are rational creatures, 3) The ants have speech and communicate with each other, 4) The ants are very caring creatures, 5) The ants live in dwelling places and they have homes, 6) The ants live in a society, 7) The workers in the ants society are females! And 8) King Solomon had mercy and he always was observing his Lord!
On the other hand, the Bible says that:" The ants are a people not strong". This Biblical statement contradicts with the modern sciences!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-11-01 ]
Allah made the wind subservient to Solomon, he could command the wind to blow strongly or softly according to what he wished. Based on the data given by the Quran, one may assume that King Solomon was able to fly with a speed of 124 miles/hour. Also, Allah made the Jinn subservient to King Solomon and they worked before him by means of amazing buildings! These Historical facts are not mentioned in the Bible. On the other hand, the Bible declares that King Solomon loved many foreign women; He had seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines! His women (1000) led him astray; and turned his heart after other gods!! by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-31 ]
King Solomon was able to understand the languages of the birds and of some other creatures like the Ants. In addition, He was able also to communicate with the birds. This is not mentioned in the Bible which says that King Solomon loved many foreign women; He had seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines! His women (1000) led him astray; and turned his heart after other gods!! by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-31 ]
The hosts of King Solomon were the Jinn, man, and the birds. The Jinn are invisible creatures. King Solomon used to have power over the Jinn. He could see them, talk to them and command them to do stuff for him!
This is not mentioned in the Bible which says that King Solomon loved many foreign women; He had seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines! His women (1000) led him astray; and turned his heart after other gods!!
by Deanna Mascle
[ 2007-10-30 ]
Scary Movie Trivia Questions And Answers by James L. Snyder Snyder
[ 2007-10-29 ]
I very seldom get lost when I am going somewhere. That is, unless your definition of seldom is every time I need to find a new place. Then all options are out the car window.
by Deanna Mascle
[ 2007-10-28 ]
Sweet Trivia Question And Answer by Muna wa Wanjiru
[ 2007-10-27 ]
There are many children who have a favorite type of toy. This can be teddy bears, Cabbage Patch dolls, Care Bears, soft dogs and cats. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-25 ]
Abraham's father was Pagan. He took idols for gods. Abraham did his best to convince his father to stop his manifest error. Abraham talked to his father many time about worshipping the lord of the worlds.
His father never listens; instead he warned Abraham to stop talking bad about his idols gods or he will stone Abraham! When Abraham has realized that his father is an enemy of Allah, he dissociated himself from him. This story indicates that Allah is not interested with blood, race, color, genealogy of the man but He is interested about what is inside the man's heart, his faith! The Law is that the unbeliever will go to hell whoever he is even if he is Abraham's father! This Story is not present in the Bible!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-25 ]
The Last verse in chapter (25) of the Old Testament is talking about Esau sold his birthright to Jacob and he despised his birthright! The Price of Esau's birthright was bread and pottage of lentils!
The Last verse in chapter (25) of the New Testament is talking about the everlasting punishment for the evil doers the eternal life for the righteous. This is the first time in the Bible to mention that!
The Last verse in chapter (25) of the Noble Quran is talking about a warning to the disbelieved and those who reject and deny Muhammad and the Quran. The punishment will be fastened at the Day of Judgment!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-25 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (25) of the Old Testament talks about Ishmael died when he was 137 years old.
The Middle verse in chapter (25) of the New Testament talks about the good and faithful servant.
The Middle verse in chapter (25) of the Noble Quran talks about Noah's people, Ad (the people of the prophet Hud) and Thamud (the people of the prophet Salih). Those people rejected their prophets and did not follow the correct way and Allah did destroy them. The prophets Hud and Salih are not mentioned in the Bible!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-25 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Abraham took a third wife; he gave all that he had unto Isaac (is it fair? Why did he ignore his other sons?). He sent all of his sons away from Isaac! However, when he died his sons Isaac and Ishmael buried him.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the kingdom of heaven shall be likened unto ten virgins; five of them were wise, and five were foolish.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about Allah who sent down the Quran to Muhammad as Warner to all mankind! Then the verses declare that the unbelievers strike "Nine" examples for the Quran and Muhammad as reasons for them to reject Islam! Modern Scholars still repeat the "Nine" proposals of the Ignorant disbelieved Arabs that have been said more than 1400 years ago!
Herein you have the saying of the One Who sent down the Quran and the sayings of unbelievers, where you are?
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-24 ]
The Last verse in chapter (23) of the Old Testament is talking about Abraham possessed a burying place.
The Last verse in chapter (23) of the New Testament is talking about anyone who wants to see Jesus can do if he says:" Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord." I wonder how many have seen Him.
The Last verse in chapter (23) of the Noble Quran gives the simple but deep meaning concept of forgiveness in Islam; just ask your Lord who create you directly and do not put anyone between you and Him. Perhaps, this "anyone" may be more sinful than you!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-24 ]
There was a great debate between Abraham and an evil king. This King denied the presence of God. The king asked Abraham to give him an evidence for the presence of God. Abraham replied and made the Evil King Abashed! This Story is not present in the Bible! by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-24 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 say that Abraham made his servant swear by the Lord not to take a wife unto his son of the daughters of the Canaanites; although he dwelt among them. On the other hand, the Canaanites welcomed Abraham very much with great hospitality! This verses support the idea of Racism that the Bible encourages it!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jesus prophecies about the future, all the temple will be destroyed, "many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ", you shall hear of wars, nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about the punishment of the woman and the man guilty of adultery or fornication flog each of them with a hundred stripes (in the Bible, the punishment is to stone the woman to death). Those who launch a charge against chaste women, and produce not four witnesses, (to support their allegations), flog them with eighty stripes. And for those who launch a charge against their spouses, and have (in support) no evidence but their own; they bear witness four times (with an oath) by Allah that they are solemnly telling the Truth; And the fifth (oath) (should be) that they solemnly invoke the curse of Allah on themselves if they tell a lie.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-24 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (24) of the Old Testament talks about Abraham's servant when he has presented himself.
The Middle verse in chapter (24) of the New Testament advises not to believe the liar prophets
The Middle verse in chapter (24) of the Noble Quran This verse commands the Muslims to encourage the marriage in the community; this of course will prevent the phenomenon of adultery!
by James L. Snyder Snyder
[ 2007-10-23 ]
All day long, I've had this burning question in my mind. One of those questions you just cannot shake and as the day progressed, it loomed larger and larger until I had to address it. Personally, I would like to have address it, put a stamp on it and send it to Timbuktu. I just do not know the ZIP code.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-23 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about God did tempt Abraham and commanded him to take his "ONLY SON" and offer (scarify) him. As a matter of fact, the "ONLY SON" of Abraham was Ishmael not Isaac!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about when Jesus was speaking by parables giving an example of the kingdom of heaven.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about the terrible Day of Judgment in which every lactating mother shall forget her suckling babe and every pregnant female shall drop her load (unformed): you shall see mankind as in a drunken and confused riot, yet they are not drunk. Most of people dispute about Allah, without knowledge and follow every evil one who will guide them to the Penalty of the Fire. Then the verses give a glance about the creation of man and the science of embryology for those who have a doubt about the Resurrection. It is Allah who gives life to the dead, and it is He who has power over all things. Verily the Hour will come for certain!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-23 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (22) of the Old Testament talks about how God knew that Abraham fears Him.
The Middle verse in chapter (22) of the New Testament talks about the Sadducees (Jews) who denied the resurrection came to ask Jesus.
The Middle verse in chapter (22) of the Noble Quran talks about Allah gave Permission to fight to those upon whom war is made because they are oppressed. Allah promised to help them. Before that, Muslims were not allowed to fight; however, the unbelievers never stopped their transgressions against Muslims.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-23 ]
The Last verse in chapter (22) of the Old Testament is talking about the names of the concubine of Nahor (Abraham's brother)
The Last verse in chapter (22) of the New Testament is talking about a day after which no one can ask the Lord Jesus.
The Last verse in chapter (22) of the Noble Quran is talking about Allah has not laden a burden upon Muslims in their religion (Islam). It was Abraham who put the name "Muslims" and Muslims follow Abraham's Religion. The role of Muslims is to be witnesses against mankind by giving man the correct idea about Islam. Muslims have to pray, giving charity and fast; hence Allah is their Guardian.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-23 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the death of Sarah and Abraham came weep for her.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jesus gave an advice to the multitude; to listen to the teachings of the scribes and the Pharisees (Top Religious Jews) BUT not to do their works because they are Hypocrites.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about some characteristics of the Believers who will inherit paradise; they are those who: 1) observe their prayers and humble themselves in their prayers, 2) avoid vain talk, 3) are active in deeds of charity, 4) abstain from sex except with those joined to them in the marriage bond and 5) are keepers of their trusts and their covenants.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-21 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (21) of the Old Testament talks about the Lord heard the voice of Hagar and He told her not to fear!
The Middle verse in chapter (21) of the New Testament talks about the people were asking who gave Jesus the authority
The Middle verse in chapter (21) of the Noble Quran talks about Abraham said to his people that the Lord is the Lord of the heavens and the earth, He who created them.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-20 ]
One of the golden rules is that the Lord does not punish the unbelievers until He has sent a messenger. Hence, the Lord sent many prophets to mankind. Those Prophets had been sent allover the world to every nation. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (16) of the Old Testament says: "And he said, Hagar, Sarai's maid, whence camest thou? And whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from the face of my mistress Sarai."
The Middle verse in chapter (16) of the New Testament says: "And they said, some say that thou art John the Baptist: some, Elias; and others, Jeremias, or one of the prophets."
The Middle verse in chapter (16) of the Noble Quran says: "We have not revealed to you (Prophet Muhammad) the book except that you may clarify for them that upon which they differ, and as guidance and mercy to for a people who believe."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (17) of the Old Testament says: "And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant."
The Middle verse in chapter (17) of the New Testament says: "And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying,"
The Middle verse in chapter (17) of the Noble Quran says: "Say: 'call to those whom you assert, other than him. They shall not control the removal of distress from you nor (its) transference'"
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (18) of the Old Testament says: "And the LORD said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do;"
The Middle verse in chapter (18) of the New Testament says: "Verily I say unto you, whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."
The Middle verse in chapter (18) of the Noble Quran says: "And nothing prevents men from believing when the guidance comes to them, and from asking forgiveness of their lord, except that what happened to the ancients should overtake them, or that the chastisement should come face to face with them"
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (20) of the Old Testament says: "Then Abimelech called Abraham, and said unto him, what hast thou done unto us? and what have I offended thee, that thou hast brought on me and on my kingdom a great sin? thou hast done deeds unto me that ought not to be done."
The Middle verse in chapter (20) of the New Testament says: "And Jesus going up to Jerusalem took the twelve disciples apart in the way, and said unto them,"
The Middle verse in chapter (20) of the Noble Quran says: "but we said to him: 'do not be afraid; you shall surely be the uppermost."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Abraham lied about Sarai and said that she is his sister and Abimelech who was innocent believed him!
This story is not mentioned in the Quran
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about a great parable of the three followers of the three religions, the Jews, the Christians and the Muslims. Unfortunately, the scholars misinterpret it although it is very clear!
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about the Quran is inspired by Allah who: 1- created the earth and the heavens, 2- To Him belongs what is in the heavens and on earth, and all between them, and all beneath the soil, 3- there is no god but He, 4- To Him belong the Most Beautiful Names and 5) He knows what is secret and what is yet more hidden.
by James L. Snyder Snyder
[ 2007-10-18 ]
I was sitting in my chair going through a large cookbook that had belonged to my grandmother when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came into the room.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Last verse in chapter (16) of the Old Testament says: "And Abram was fourscore and six years old, when Hagar bare Ishmael to Abram."
The Last verse in chapter (16) of the New Testament says: "Verily I say unto you, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."
The Last verse in chapter (16) of the Noble Quran says: "lo! Allah is with those who keep their duty unto him and restrain themselves and those who are doers of good."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-18 ]
The Last verse in chapter (17) of the Old Testament says: "And all the men of his house, born in the house, and bought with money of the stranger, were circumcised with him."
The Last verse in chapter (17) of the New Testament says: "Notwithstanding, lest we should offend them, go thou to the sea, and cast an hook, and take up the fish that first cometh up; and when thou hast opened his mouth, thou shalt find a piece of money: that take, and give unto them for me and thee."
The Last verse in chapter (17) of the Noble Quran says: " say: 'praise be to Allah who begets no son, and has no partner in (his) dominion: who has no associate in the kingdom; nor (needs) he any to protect him from humiliation': yea; exalt him repeatedly with exaltations and magnify him for his greatness and glory!"
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-17 ]
The Last verse in chapter (13) of the Old Testament says: "Then Abram removed his tent, and came and dwelt in the plain of Mamre, which is in Hebron, and built there an altar unto the LORD."
The Last verse in chapter (13) of the New Testament says: "And he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief."
The Last verse in chapter (13) of the Noble Quran says:" The unbelievers say:" you are not a messenger." Say: "Allah is Allah enough for a witness between me and you, and whosoever has knowledge of the book."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-17 ]
The Last verse in chapter (14) of the Old Testament says: "Save only that which the young men have eaten, and the portion of the men which went with me, Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre; let them take their portion."
The Last verse in chapter (14) of the New Testament says: " And besought him that they might only touch the hem of his garment: and as many as touched were made perfectly whole."
The Last verse in chapter (14) of the Noble Quran says: " This is a message for mankind: let them take warning there from, and let them know that he is (no other than) one Allah: let men of understanding take heed."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-17 ]
The Last verse in chapter (15) of the Old Testament says: "And the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Girgashites, and the Jebusites."
The Last verse in chapter (15) of the New Testament says: "And he sent away the multitude, and took ship, and came into the coasts of Magdala."
The Last verse in chapter (15) of the Noble Quran says: "Worship your lord till the certainty (death) comes to you (until there come unto thee the hour that is certain)."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-17 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Lot gave his two guests (Angels) food and they ate.
Lot's people wanted to have sex with Lot guests but they could not. According to Islamic teachings, the Angels do not eat, sleep or marry!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the Pharisees (Jews) tried again to tempt Jesus about the divorce. Jesus said whosoever divorce his wife, except for fornication, and shall marry another, he commits adultery: and whosoever marries divorced woman commits adultery. According to Jesus teaching the majority of the western men commit adultery!
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about the story of Zakariya, John's father and the birth of John whose name in the Quran is Yahya. The birth of John was miraculous because both of his parents were very old.
Zakariya prayed to Allah to give him a son. The Angels came to Zakariya and told him that he will have John. Zakariya asked for a sign, Allah gave him a sign.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-16 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (11) of the Old Testament says:" And Eber lived four and thirty years, and begat Peleg:"
The Middle verse in chapter (11) of the New Testament says:" He that hath ears to hear, let him hear."
The Middle verse in chapter (11) of the Noble Quran says:" To the Thamud people (we sent) Salih, one of their own brethren. He said: "o my people! Worship Allah: ye have no other god but him. It is he who hath produced you from the earth and settled you therein: then ask forgiveness of him, and turn to him (in repentance): for my Lord is (always) near, ready to answer."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-16 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (13) of the Old Testament says:" Is not the whole land before thee? separate thyself, I pray thee, from me: if thou wilt take the left hand, then I will go to the right; or if thou depart to the right hand, then I will go to the left."
The Middle verse in chapter (13) of the New Testament says:" But he said, nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them."
The Middle verse in chapter (13) of the Noble Quran says:" "and those who are constant and patient, seeking the pleasure of their Lord, establish their prayers, and spend of what we have given them in private and in public; and turn off evil with good: for such there is the final attainment of the (eternal) home (in the Paradise)."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-16 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (14) of the Old Testament says:" And they took Lot, Abram's brother's son, who dwelt in Sodom, and his goods, and departed."
The Middle verse in chapter (14) of the New Testament says:" He said, Bring them hither to me "
The Middle verse in chapter (14) of the Noble Quran says:" And the parable of an evil word is that of an evil tree: it is torn up by the root from the surface of the earth: it has no stability."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-16 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (15) of the Old Testament says: " And when the fowls came down upon the carcases, Abram drove them away."
The Middle verse in chapter (15) of the New Testament says: " These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man."
The Middle verse in chapter (15) of the Noble Quran says: "Tell my worshipers (servants) that I am indeed the oft-forgiving, most merciful"
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-16 ]
The Last verse in chapter (11) of the Old Testament says: "And the days of Terah were two hundred and five years: and Terah died in Haran."
The Last verse in chapter (11) of the New Testament says: "For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light."
The Last verse in chapter (11) of the Noble Quran says: "To Allah belongs the unseen in the heavens and in the earth; to him the matter, in its entirety, shall be returned. Worship him, and put your trust in him. Your Lord is not inattentive, unmindful or unaware of what you do."
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-10-16 ]
The Last verse in chapter (12) of the Old Testament says: " And Pharaoh commanded his men concerning him: and they sent him away, and his wife, and all that he had."
The Last verse in chapter (12) of the New Testament says: "For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother."
The Last verse in chapter (12) of the Noble Quran says: " In their (the Messengers) history verily there is a lesson for men of understanding. It is no invented story but a confirmation of the existing (scripture) and a detailed explanation of everything, and guidance and a mercy to any such as believe."
by Deanna Mascle
[ 2007-10-07 ]
Useless Facts And Fun Trivia Questions And Answers by Lena Butler
[ 2007-09-25 ]
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Anyway, there is a whole bunch of ways to find good jokes for just about any occasion. by Daniel D
[ 2007-09-22 ]
The article is about funny songs. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-09-18 ]
The Lord Jesus said that not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen; will by any means disappear from the Bible; however, there are a dozen of books that are disappeared from the Bible.
On the other hand, the Quran is not able to be corrupted neither by increase nor by decrease of any letter or the least stroke of a pen or a jot of it.
This is because; Allah the Almighty is the guardian of the Quran.
by Karen Fish
[ 2007-09-13 ]
And no one noticed. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-09-12 ]
The Iraq debate has been reframed once again. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-09-08 ]
In the Bible, the Lord repents six times for the evil that He either did or thought to do. On the other hand, Allah Never Ever repents in the Quran simply because He Never Ever did or thought to do evil. |
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