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[ 2008-09-02 ]
Where truth is stranger than fiction. by Martin Davis
[ 2008-08-28 ]
Below is a list of some of the funniest scam classified advert enquires we have found on the net. If you ever use online classifieds be aware of these examples and take note! by Karen Fish
[ 2008-08-05 ]
Oh what a tangled web we weave; what could Vince Li, the Beijing Olympics, Wal Mart, Iran nukes, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, John McCain and Zorro have to do with each other? by Sharon Cacho
[ 2008-06-25 ]
I am now remembering one friend whose name was Motz. He was from Sweden. He introduced me to the “$1,000,000,000 chocolate bar“. “Want to eat a million dollars worth of candy?”, he said to me one hot summer afternoon. by Josh Greenberger
[ 2008-06-15 ]
Due to increased fuel costs, airlines have been forced to cut back on some amenities, and charge for some services traditionally included in airfare.
In addition to some of these changes, this list also includes some changes which, I have from reliable sources, are sure to follow.
by Sharon Cacho
[ 2008-05-28 ]
How fun it is to sit down with candy that is now hard to find, and my kids, and a great movie. It’s one way to share my past pleasures with them, one way of showing them what it was like when I was a kid by Carl "J.C." Pantejo
[ 2008-05-14 ]
I was always pretty “open-minded” about extra pay.
What the Hell, I got’ta work anyway, right? Why not get a little extra, for just a little extra misery.
One time I volunteered for Experimental Pay that involved me doing a cold-weather mission “while wearing a core body temperature data collection device.”
“Imagine That…” by Laurie Leonard
[ 2008-05-11 ]
So of course my son wanted more soda.
His reasoning for having more soda to drink. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-05-09 ]
In the Bible, the Lord says in Isaiah 44:2:" Jeshurun, whom I have chosen." In Deuteronomy 32:15, You read that Jeshurun grew fat and kicked; filled with food, forsook God and lightly esteemed the Rock of salvation.
On the other hand, the Quran does not favor any nation over the other and also does not favor any people over the other; it says clearly that the noblest of you in the sight of God is the most God-fearing among you.
by Laurie Leonard
[ 2008-05-08 ]
Children Can be so funny and not even mean to.
My two year old son what a character. by Laurie Leonard
[ 2008-05-06 ]
Being hit by golf balls on the course is not always funny at the time.
Almost hit twice in one day by the same young girl. by dorothy smith
[ 2008-05-03 ]
May 4th is Naked Day. Now we might think, do we need a day to call it Naked Day? It sounds quite bizarre to have a Naked Day. Observing Naked Day on May 4 is just an endeavor to bring back the innocence of being Naked, just as we were born.
by Rodger Jackman
[ 2008-04-28 ]
Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. by Karen Fish
[ 2008-04-18 ]
There has to be a better way. by Melvin Polatnick
[ 2008-04-05 ]
After donating free cleaning services to store owners and lazy housewives I decided to write free articles. by Safaa Abdel-Aziz
[ 2008-03-18 ]
In verses 6:31-34 of the Noble Quran, Allah say: they are lost indeed, those who belied the Day of Judgment; when the hour overtakes them suddenly, they will say: alas, for us, that we neglected it; the life of this world is but playing and an amusement. Surely, the everlasting home is better for those who keep their duty to Allah, the cautious, those who guard against evil. Then Allah asks the disbelievers: "will you not then understand?" by Karen Fish
[ 2008-03-17 ]
He will come as a man of peace. by Muna wa Wanjiru
[ 2008-03-10 ]
There are some distinguished categories of artwork include woodcraft, artwork of earthenware, paintings, work on sculpture, textile artwork & stonework. Among them metal artwork is one of the highly recognized & famous category of craftsmen. by Muna wa Wanjiru
[ 2008-03-10 ]
In nautical art gallery we can see the collection of several images, models, pictures and designs of seaports, ships, boats, which gives us, experience of traveling of seaport destinations and fascinating adventures on the sea. by Karen Fish
[ 2008-03-09 ]
It generally pays to wait until the end of the game to see who won. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-29 ]
In 2 Samuel 11:2-5, the Bible declares that King David tried to conceal his crime and commanded his captain:" Put Uriah in the front line where the fighting is fiercest. Then withdraw from him so he will be struck down and die"
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet including King David.
Accordingly, anyone says or believe in such a story will go to Eternal Hell!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-26 ]
In 2 Samuel 6:16 and 20, the Bible declares that the ark of the LORD was entering the City of David; and Michal (King David's wife which was Saul's daughter was looking out a window; when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the LORD, she despised him in her heart. When David returned home, Michal said unto him, you were disrobing as any vulgar fellow would.
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-25 ]
In 1 Samuel 21:13, the Bible declares that King David changed his behavior and pretended to be insane, he acted like a madman, scratched and making marks on the doors of the gate and letting saliva run down his beard. However, if you read the entire story you may find that there was no need at all for King David to behave like that!
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-24 ]
In 1 Kings 1:1-4, the Bible declares that King David was old and well advanced in years; he could not keep warm even when they put covers over him. His servants brought him a very beautiful young virgin to attend King David and take care of him. She can lie beside King David so that he keeps warm.
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-21 ]
According to the Bible, Aaron (Moses' Brother) was idolater; he made The Golden Calf, built an altar for it and announced to worship it.
According to the Noble Quran, Aaron was a prophet; he was never ever idolater; anyone who says or believes that Aaron or any other prophet was idolater; he will be punished severely on the Day of Judgment and he will dwell in the Eternal Fire!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-19 ]
In the Bible, Sarah was Abraham' Sister and also, she was Abraham's wife. In the Noble Quran, Sarah was Abraham's wife and she was not his Sister!
According to God' Law in the Bible, if a man marries his sister, it is forbidden, it is a disgrace, it is a wicked thing, it is a shameful thing. He has dishonored his sister and will be held responsible. He is cursed! Also, both the man and the woman must be cut off (Killed).
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-17 ]
In the Bible, the serpent was the cause of Adam and Eve fall, it deceived Eve. The LORD Cursed the serpent and said to it:" you will eat dust all the days of your life"
The Noble Quran does not mention the serpent in the story of the fall of Adam and Eve. It is the Satan, not the serpent, which was the cause of the man's fall and deceived Adam and Eve.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-14 ]
The LORD in the Bible Commanded Saul to Kill all men, women, infants cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys and animals of the Amalekites, i.e., to totally destroy this nation; But Saul spared the Amalekites' king) and best of their animals.
The Lord was grieved because Saul did not totally destroy all the Amalekites and their animals. The Noble Quran does not contain any story like that.
Moreover, Allah does not Command anything like that.
by Safaa Abdel-Aziz
[ 2008-02-14 ]
We have seen that Allah does not love the disbelievers, the arrogant, those who reject faith, the proud and the boastful, any swaggering braggart strutting in his steps, the harm doers, any vainglorious prideful boasters, those that do wrong, the unjust, the impious and guilty, the unfaithful and ungrateful, the transgressors, those who exceed the limits, the farthest who trespass beyond bounds and the extravagant. In this article, that Allah does not love the wasters. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-06 ]
In this article, the LORD commands to kill 1) Anyone who acts as a medium, 2) The spiritist (anyone in him/her there is a familiar spirit), 3) The necromancer, 4) The wizard, 5) Anyone who consults the spirits of the dead and Anyone who is a fortune-teller
In the Noble Quran, Allah does not Command any of these.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-17 ]
In this series, the LORD in the Bible commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys, 10) the Ox and the Owner and 11) the adulterer and the adulteress and 12) who eats leavened bread, 13) who eats the meat of the sacrifice of peace and 14) who eats blood. In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever who approaches the holy gifts while he is unclean!
In the Noble Quran, Allah does not Command any of these.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-15 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys, 10) the Ox and the Owner and 11) the adulterer and the adulteress and 12) who eats leavened bread. In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever eats the meat of the sacrifice of peace!
All of these Commandments are not found in the Noble Quran.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-14 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys, 10) the Ox and the Owner and 11) the adulterer and the adulteress. In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever eats leavened bread for seven day!
All of these Commandments are not found in the Noble Quran.
by Andrew Bimbo
[ 2008-01-14 ]
We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. Remember - this is just in the morning. Can you imagine how much stress you would end up getting the whole day? What about in the course of a whole month or even an entire year? What can you do about it? Here’s one very easy and free remedy - Laugh! by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-12 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys and 10) the Ox and the Owner. In this article, the LORD commands to kill the adulterer and the adulteress.
All of these Commandments are not found in the Noble Quran.
by Justin Whelan
[ 2008-01-11 ]
As well as being a really enjoyable way to pass time laughter is proving to be more and more helpful to the well being of both our mind and body as scientists find new ways that having a laugh and a giggle help us. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-11 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) who curses his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual and the Beast, 5) who works in the Sabbath! 6) Your brother, your son, etc. if they try to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet and 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys.
In this article, the LORD commands to kill the Ox and the Owner and says that the price of the life of male or female slave is 12 ounces of silver
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-09 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the one who curses his father or his mother, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual together with the animal, 5) whosoever does work in the Sabbath! In this article, the LORD commands to kill your brother, your son, your daughter, your wife and your friend if they try to turn you away from the LORD
These commandments are not found in the Quran!
by Andrew Bimbo
[ 2008-01-09 ]
We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-09 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the one who curses his father or his mother, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual together with the animal, 5) whosoever does work in the Sabbath! And 6) your brother, your son, your daughter, your wife and your friend if they try to turn you away from the LORD
In this article, the LORD commands to kill and burn all who live in that town!
None of these Commandments are found in the Quran!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-08 ]
In this series, the LORD sought to kill Moses, commands to kill the Uncircumcised and to kill the one who curses his father or his mother and to kill the gay and also to kill the man and the woman Zoosexual together with the animal (the beast)!.
In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever does work in the Sabbath!
These commandments are not found in the Quran!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-06 ]
In the first article of this series the LORD commands to kill the Uncircumcised!
In the second article of this series the LORD sought to kill Moses, the greatest prophet in the Bible!
In this article, the LORD commands to kill the one who curses his father or his mother!
These commandments or sought are not found in the Quran!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-04 ]
In Exodus 4, the LORD sought to kill Moses the greatest prophet of the Old Testament; this was because Moses neglected to circumcise his son. This story is not found in the Noble Quran. by andrew conway
[ 2008-01-03 ]
This articlel pays tribute to one of America's best and well respected comics of all times. Eddie Murphy has proven over and over again how multi-talented he really is. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-12-29 ]
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and bad intentions. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-21 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) the famine was sore in the land, 2) Jacob commanded his sons to go to Egypt to buy corn and 3) Judah said: we have to take Benjamin with us, otherwise we will never be able to get corn from Egypt!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the chief Jewish priests had delivered Jesus (for envy) to be crucified (See: B: The second part).
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) the revelation of the Quran, 2) how many were the prophets were sent to the people? , 3) no prophet came to people except that they mocked him, etc; (see: C: The third part - I and II).
by Deanna Mascle
[ 2007-12-20 ]
Free Trivia Questions And Answers From Fun Trivia by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-20 ]
The Last verse in chapter (43) of the Old Testament says that Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of his brothers.
The Last verse in chapter (43) of the New Testament says that the two Mary were watching Jesus' grave.
The Last verse in chapter (43) of the Noble Quran says that: Then bear with them (the disbelievers) O Muhammad, pardon them and turn away from them and say: Peace; they will come to know at the Day of Judgment!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-20 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (43) of the Old Testament says that Joseph had his brothers into his house.
The Middle verse in chapter (43) of the New Testament says that when the Jews had crucified Jesus, they parted his garments.
The Middle verse in chapter (43) of the Noble Quran asks: did the LORD appoint any deities other than Him to be worshipped?
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-19 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (42) of the Old Testament talks about Joseph said to his brothers: If you are true men, let one of you be bound in the prison.
The Middle verse in chapter (42) of the New Testament talks about Jesus was very sad and prayed to God: "take away this cup from me"! The verse indicates that the Will of the God Father is quite different than the Will of Jesus!
The Middle verse in chapter (42) of the Noble Quran talks about 1) The enlarged provision makes man rebel in the earth, 2) Allah sends His provision to man in due measure as he pleases and 3) Allah is aware and sees his servants and He is well-acquainted, watchful.
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