Category: HumorCategory: Arts and Entertainment >> Humor<< previous page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 next page >> by Laurie Leonard 
[ 2008-05-08 ]
Children Can be so funny and not even mean to.
My two year old son what a character. by dorothy smith
[ 2008-05-03 ]
May 4th is Naked Day. Now we might think, do we need a day to call it Naked Day? It sounds quite bizarre to have a Naked Day. Observing Naked Day on May 4 is just an endeavor to bring back the innocence of being Naked, just as we were born.
by Rodger Jackman
[ 2008-04-28 ]
Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. by Karen Fish
[ 2008-04-18 ]
There has to be a better way. by Melvin Polatnick
[ 2008-04-05 ]
After donating free cleaning services to store owners and lazy housewives I decided to write free articles. by Safaa Abdel-Aziz
[ 2008-03-18 ]
In verses 6:31-34 of the Noble Quran, Allah say: they are lost indeed, those who belied the Day of Judgment; when the hour overtakes them suddenly, they will say: alas, for us, that we neglected it; the life of this world is but playing and an amusement. Surely, the everlasting home is better for those who keep their duty to Allah, the cautious, those who guard against evil. Then Allah asks the disbelievers: "will you not then understand?" by Karen Fish
[ 2008-03-17 ]
He will come as a man of peace. by Muna wa Wanjiru
[ 2008-03-10 ]
There are some distinguished categories of artwork include woodcraft, artwork of earthenware, paintings, work on sculpture, textile artwork & stonework. Among them metal artwork is one of the highly recognized & famous category of craftsmen. by Muna wa Wanjiru
[ 2008-03-10 ]
In nautical art gallery we can see the collection of several images, models, pictures and designs of seaports, ships, boats, which gives us, experience of traveling of seaport destinations and fascinating adventures on the sea. by Karen Fish
[ 2008-03-09 ]
It generally pays to wait until the end of the game to see who won. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-29 ]
In 2 Samuel 11:2-5, the Bible declares that King David tried to conceal his crime and commanded his captain:" Put Uriah in the front line where the fighting is fiercest. Then withdraw from him so he will be struck down and die"
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet including King David.
Accordingly, anyone says or believe in such a story will go to Eternal Hell!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-26 ]
In 2 Samuel 6:16 and 20, the Bible declares that the ark of the LORD was entering the City of David; and Michal (King David's wife which was Saul's daughter was looking out a window; when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the LORD, she despised him in her heart. When David returned home, Michal said unto him, you were disrobing as any vulgar fellow would.
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-25 ]
In 1 Samuel 21:13, the Bible declares that King David changed his behavior and pretended to be insane, he acted like a madman, scratched and making marks on the doors of the gate and letting saliva run down his beard. However, if you read the entire story you may find that there was no need at all for King David to behave like that!
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-24 ]
In 1 Kings 1:1-4, the Bible declares that King David was old and well advanced in years; he could not keep warm even when they put covers over him. His servants brought him a very beautiful young virgin to attend King David and take care of him. She can lie beside King David so that he keeps warm.
This story is not present in the Noble Quran, the book which forbids saying anything that could dishonor any prophet.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-21 ]
According to the Bible, Aaron (Moses' Brother) was idolater; he made The Golden Calf, built an altar for it and announced to worship it.
According to the Noble Quran, Aaron was a prophet; he was never ever idolater; anyone who says or believes that Aaron or any other prophet was idolater; he will be punished severely on the Day of Judgment and he will dwell in the Eternal Fire!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-19 ]
In the Bible, Sarah was Abraham' Sister and also, she was Abraham's wife. In the Noble Quran, Sarah was Abraham's wife and she was not his Sister!
According to God' Law in the Bible, if a man marries his sister, it is forbidden, it is a disgrace, it is a wicked thing, it is a shameful thing. He has dishonored his sister and will be held responsible. He is cursed! Also, both the man and the woman must be cut off (Killed).
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-17 ]
In the Bible, the serpent was the cause of Adam and Eve fall, it deceived Eve. The LORD Cursed the serpent and said to it:" you will eat dust all the days of your life"
The Noble Quran does not mention the serpent in the story of the fall of Adam and Eve. It is the Satan, not the serpent, which was the cause of the man's fall and deceived Adam and Eve.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-14 ]
The LORD in the Bible Commanded Saul to Kill all men, women, infants cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys and animals of the Amalekites, i.e., to totally destroy this nation; But Saul spared the Amalekites' king) and best of their animals.
The Lord was grieved because Saul did not totally destroy all the Amalekites and their animals. The Noble Quran does not contain any story like that.
Moreover, Allah does not Command anything like that.
by Safaa Abdel-Aziz
[ 2008-02-14 ]
We have seen that Allah does not love the disbelievers, the arrogant, those who reject faith, the proud and the boastful, any swaggering braggart strutting in his steps, the harm doers, any vainglorious prideful boasters, those that do wrong, the unjust, the impious and guilty, the unfaithful and ungrateful, the transgressors, those who exceed the limits, the farthest who trespass beyond bounds and the extravagant. In this article, that Allah does not love the wasters. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-02-06 ]
In this article, the LORD commands to kill 1) Anyone who acts as a medium, 2) The spiritist (anyone in him/her there is a familiar spirit), 3) The necromancer, 4) The wizard, 5) Anyone who consults the spirits of the dead and Anyone who is a fortune-teller
In the Noble Quran, Allah does not Command any of these.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-17 ]
In this series, the LORD in the Bible commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys, 10) the Ox and the Owner and 11) the adulterer and the adulteress and 12) who eats leavened bread, 13) who eats the meat of the sacrifice of peace and 14) who eats blood. In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever who approaches the holy gifts while he is unclean!
In the Noble Quran, Allah does not Command any of these.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-15 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys, 10) the Ox and the Owner and 11) the adulterer and the adulteress and 12) who eats leavened bread. In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever eats the meat of the sacrifice of peace!
All of these Commandments are not found in the Noble Quran.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-14 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys, 10) the Ox and the Owner and 11) the adulterer and the adulteress. In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever eats leavened bread for seven day!
All of these Commandments are not found in the Noble Quran.
by Andrew Bimbo
[ 2008-01-14 ]
We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. Remember - this is just in the morning. Can you imagine how much stress you would end up getting the whole day? What about in the course of a whole month or even an entire year? What can you do about it? Here’s one very easy and free remedy - Laugh! by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-12 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the curser of his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual 5) the worker in the Sabbath! 6) Whosoever tries to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet, 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys and 10) the Ox and the Owner. In this article, the LORD commands to kill the adulterer and the adulteress.
All of these Commandments are not found in the Noble Quran.
by Justin Whelan
[ 2008-01-11 ]
As well as being a really enjoyable way to pass time laughter is proving to be more and more helpful to the well being of both our mind and body as scientists find new ways that having a laugh and a giggle help us. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-11 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) who curses his parents, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual and the Beast, 5) who works in the Sabbath! 6) Your brother, your son, etc. if they try to turn you away from the LORD and 7) all who live in that town, 8) the prophet and 9) all the Midianites, men, women and boys.
In this article, the LORD commands to kill the Ox and the Owner and says that the price of the life of male or female slave is 12 ounces of silver
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-09 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the one who curses his father or his mother, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual together with the animal, 5) whosoever does work in the Sabbath! In this article, the LORD commands to kill your brother, your son, your daughter, your wife and your friend if they try to turn you away from the LORD
These commandments are not found in the Quran!
by Andrew Bimbo
[ 2008-01-09 ]
We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-09 ]
In this series, the LORD commands to kill 1) the Uncircumcised, 2) the one who curses his father or his mother, 3) the gay, 4) the Zoosexual together with the animal, 5) whosoever does work in the Sabbath! And 6) your brother, your son, your daughter, your wife and your friend if they try to turn you away from the LORD
In this article, the LORD commands to kill and burn all who live in that town!
None of these Commandments are found in the Quran!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-08 ]
In this series, the LORD sought to kill Moses, commands to kill the Uncircumcised and to kill the one who curses his father or his mother and to kill the gay and also to kill the man and the woman Zoosexual together with the animal (the beast)!.
In this article, the LORD commands to kill whosoever does work in the Sabbath!
These commandments are not found in the Quran!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-06 ]
In the first article of this series the LORD commands to kill the Uncircumcised!
In the second article of this series the LORD sought to kill Moses, the greatest prophet in the Bible!
In this article, the LORD commands to kill the one who curses his father or his mother!
These commandments or sought are not found in the Quran!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2008-01-04 ]
In Exodus 4, the LORD sought to kill Moses the greatest prophet of the Old Testament; this was because Moses neglected to circumcise his son. This story is not found in the Noble Quran. by andrew conway
[ 2008-01-03 ]
This articlel pays tribute to one of America's best and well respected comics of all times. Eddie Murphy has proven over and over again how multi-talented he really is. by Karen Fish
[ 2007-12-29 ]
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and bad intentions. by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-21 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) the famine was sore in the land, 2) Jacob commanded his sons to go to Egypt to buy corn and 3) Judah said: we have to take Benjamin with us, otherwise we will never be able to get corn from Egypt!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the chief Jewish priests had delivered Jesus (for envy) to be crucified (See: B: The second part).
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) the revelation of the Quran, 2) how many were the prophets were sent to the people? , 3) no prophet came to people except that they mocked him, etc; (see: C: The third part - I and II).
by Deanna Mascle
[ 2007-12-20 ]
Free Trivia Questions And Answers From Fun Trivia by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-20 ]
The Last verse in chapter (43) of the Old Testament says that Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of his brothers.
The Last verse in chapter (43) of the New Testament says that the two Mary were watching Jesus' grave.
The Last verse in chapter (43) of the Noble Quran says that: Then bear with them (the disbelievers) O Muhammad, pardon them and turn away from them and say: Peace; they will come to know at the Day of Judgment!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-20 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (43) of the Old Testament says that Joseph had his brothers into his house.
The Middle verse in chapter (43) of the New Testament says that when the Jews had crucified Jesus, they parted his garments.
The Middle verse in chapter (43) of the Noble Quran asks: did the LORD appoint any deities other than Him to be worshipped?
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-19 ]
The Middle verse in chapter (42) of the Old Testament talks about Joseph said to his brothers: If you are true men, let one of you be bound in the prison.
The Middle verse in chapter (42) of the New Testament talks about Jesus was very sad and prayed to God: "take away this cup from me"! The verse indicates that the Will of the God Father is quite different than the Will of Jesus!
The Middle verse in chapter (42) of the Noble Quran talks about 1) The enlarged provision makes man rebel in the earth, 2) Allah sends His provision to man in due measure as he pleases and 3) Allah is aware and sees his servants and He is well-acquainted, watchful.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-19 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jacob commanded his sons to go to Egypt to buy corn. Joseph saw his brethren, and he knew them, but they did not know him. He told them: you are spies; you came to see the nakedness of the land.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the chief Jewish priests wanted to take Jesus, and put Him to death (See: B: The second part).
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) Allah's revelation to His messengers, 2) Allah is the forgiving, the most merciful 3) Allah does watch over those who take as protectors others besides him, etc. (See: C: The third part - I and II)
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-19 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Joseph saw his brethren, and he knew them, but they did not know him. He told them: you are spies.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) A woman poured an ointment of spikenard on Jesus' head, 2) The chief Jewish priests wanted to take Jesus, and put Him to death and 3) Judas, one of the twelve, went unto the chief priests, to betray Jesus unto them.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about 1) Allah's revelation to His messengers, 2) Allah is the forgiving, the most merciful 3) Allah does watch over those who take as protectors others besides him, etc. (See: C: The third part - I and II)
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-19 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Joseph said unto his brethren: you are spies!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the chief Jewish priests wanted to take Jesus, and put Him to death.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-5 are talking about 1) Allah inspired Muhammad as He inspired the Messengers before, 2) Allah is the oft-Forgiving, the most merciful, 3) the Angels Glorify with Praise of their LORD and ask forgiveness for the believers, and 4) there are created beings in the heavens.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-19 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Joseph said unto his brethren: you are spies!
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about the chief Jewish priests wanted to take Jesus, and put Him to death.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-5 are talking about 1) Allah is the Protector and He revives the dead for the Resurrection, 2) Had Allah willed He could make them having one Religion but…, 3) In Him I have put my trust, and to Him I turn penitently, 4) Muhammad is not responsible for them; His duty is only to deliver Allah's Message and 5) Mecca is the mother of cities.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-18 ]
The Last verse in chapter (42) of the Old Testament talks about Jacob said (unto his sons), my son shall not go down with you; if mischief befalls him I will go to the grave.
The Last verse in chapter (42) of the New Testament talks about Peter denied Jesus three times.
The Last verse in chapter (42) of the Noble Quran talks about 1) Islam is the straight path to Allah, 2) to Allah belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth and 3) all and everything return at the end to Allah.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-17 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Pharaoh saw in a dream seven fats fleshed cows that were eaten by seven ill and thin cows. He saw also seven thin ears devoured the seven rank and full ears. None of the Egyptian was able to interpret his dreams.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jesus spoke about the upcoming disasters e.g., wars, earthquakes, etc. (See: B: The second part)
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about many subjects e.g., the function of the revealed Quran, the duty of Muhammad, the outcome of the believers and the unbelievers in the afterlife, etc. (see: C: The third part - I and II)
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-17 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Pharaoh's dreams of seven cows and seven ears.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jesus said1) the great buildings will be destructed and there will be Wars and earthquakes and 2) many shall come in His name and shall deceive many.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-10 are talking about many subjects e.g., the function of the revealed Quran, the duty of Muhammad, the outcome of the believers and the unbelievers in the afterlife, etc. (see: C: The third part - I and II)
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-17 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Pharaoh's dreams of seven cows and seven ears.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jesus' prophecy about 1) wars and earthquakes and 2) many shall come in His name and shall deceive many.
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-5 are talking about 1) The Quran is a revelation from the Compassionate and the Merciful unto Muhammad whereof the verses explaining everything for people who understand. 2) The Quran gives Glad tidings and a warning and 3) the disbelievers said that their hearts are concealed and they are deaf and they mocked Muhammad!
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-16 ]
The Last verse in chapter (41) of the Old Testament talks about Egypt was the richest country allover the world!
The Last verse in chapter (41) of the New Testament talks about Jesus said:" Watch".
The Last verse in chapter (41) of the Noble Quran talks about the unbelievers are still in doubt about the resurrection after death but Allah encompasses everything in knowledge and in power, and He will requite them for their disbelief.
by Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
[ 2007-12-15 ]
The Old Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Joseph, a butler and a baker were in jail.
The New Testament Verses from 1-10 are talking about Jesus presented a parable to illustrate that God sent many Prophets unto the Jews and they killed them!
The Noble Quran Verses from 1-5 are talking about 1) The Quran is a revelation from Allah, the Mighty, and the Knower, the Forgiver of sins, the Acceptor of repentance, the Possessor of favor, the Stern in punishment; There is no god save Him, 2) None dispute the Quran's verses except those who disbelieve and 3) Before them, Noah's nations and the factions who came after them denied their messengers and Allah seized them, with terrible punishment!
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