Annapolis is the Iran War Surge after The Surge’s Miserable Failure

Annapolis is a war council dressed up as a peace conference. On May 1, 2003, President George Bush landed on the USS Lincoln in a flight suit and declared “Mission Accomplished in Iraq” and declared “an end to major combat in Iraq”. This may have been a case of premature celebration. The presidential popping of the champagne corks at sea 4 ½ years ago is the world wide embarrasment which now has the vain one now convening a war council to attack Iran at the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland.

Jesus Christ said, “You strain at gnats yet you swallow camels whole.” Gnats are tiny insects and camels may be dangerous to your health if swallowed. In “People of the Lie”, the author of the 5 million selling “The Road Less Traveled”, psychiatrist M. Scott Peck said that the lies and threats of the wicked were endless. The American people have been so bombarded by lies from Presidents Bush and Cheney over the past 7 years that they now do not know the difference between lint and Malvoa, a suburb of Los Angeles, Chile.

Navels are divided between innys and outys. Your navel is a small depression in your stomach where your mother’s umbilical cord was attached to you when you were a fetus. It was in Barbara Bush’s womb that George Bush had 9 months to concoct all of his subsequent lies. The amazing fact that anyone believes anything he says now, despite the warnings of Natalie Maines in 2003, shows human beings to be a race of camel swallowers. Perhaps at this point denial is the only psychological mechanism warding off our collective pain.

Several months ago George Bush sent his puppet David Petraeus to Capitol Hill to tell the American public that the surge was working. Perhaps we should go back to the beginning. What exactly was the American “Mission” when we invaded Iraq? According to psychiatrist M.Scott Peck psychiatrists have already categorized Devils in the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatry” under “Narcissistic Personality Disorder”. Which President suffers from a grandiose sense of self importance, fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty or ideal love, believes that he is special and unique and can only be understood by other special people, requires excessive admiration, has a strong sense of entitlement, takes advantage of others to achieve his own ends, lacks empathy, is often envious or believes that others are envious of him, displays arrogant behavior, and has a great sense of humor? The Devil can be very charming. Above all, the Devil is characterized by the endless venomous lies and threats pouring forth from his yap. Nostradamus’ first two anti Christs Napoleon and Hitler, code named Hister lost their armies in Russia and Nostradamus’ third anti Christ was code named maBUS. Turn the m upside down. Probably this is just a coincidence.

Annapolis is the United States Naval Academy. Today, the United States Navy is sitting in the Persian Gulf awaiting the Anti Christ in Chief’s order to attack Iran. The Devil will come as a man of peace. Four years ago George Bush publicly declared a Christian Crusade. Every Muslim person knows that the Crusades were a thousand years ago when the Pope marched his Christian Army across Europe slaughtering every Jew in his way to reclaim the Holy Land from Islam until the Christian Crusaders stood knee deep in Muslim blood in Jerusalem. So far George Bush has conquered Muslim Afghanistan, Muslim Iraq, and now he is demanding unlimited funding to conquer Muslim Iran.

According to two BBC reporters, George Bush told them that God ordered him to conquer Afghanistan and Iraq and now God seems to have told him to conquer Iran. We now know that “The Mission” of the Missionary in Chief was to conquer the Middle East oil fields for the United States and to conquer the Middle East for Jesus Christ. When you give a bloodthirsty Devil a Bible supposedly written by God commanding him to throw all of the non Christians into the fire because they are all devils, all 4 billion of them on earth today, (Matthew 13:36-43), and smash them over the head with a rod of iron like smashing a potter’s vessel into a trillion pieces, (Psalm 2), you have the seeds of conflict, especially when Iran’s Supreme leader has the same instructions to conquer the world for Islam in his Holy Scriptures.

George Bush is playing divide and conquer. He has now divided the Muslim World into two camps, both of which want the Middle East oil fields, 2/3 of the world’s oil for themselves. One camp of Muslims is now sitting in Annapolis plotting with Israel and the United States how to conquer the other Muslim camp which was not invited to Annapolis, consisting of Iran, the democratically elected governement of Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, and the Taliban. The reason that the Annapolis war council has become necessary is because the surge has been a miserable failure in Vice President Cheney’s mission to conquer the Iraqi Oil for his pals at Exxon Mobil Oil, BP Oil, Shell Oil, and Texaco Oil. President Bush and his Muslim and Jewish pals are afraid that if the United States leaves Iraq now then Iran and their partners Russia and China will over run Iraq and the entire Middle East oil fields. Gold is the Devil’s Cow. Oil is black gold. Just ask Jed Clampett, the father of Bobby Clampett.

George Narcissus was forced to convene the Annapolis War Council against Iran when his surge failed to deliver him the Iraqi oil. Perhaps the surge was the buildup to attack Iran all along. On Tuesday morning at Annapolis the particpants will be instructed by Admiral Mullen in the application of waterproof war paint.

Here is why the surge has been a miserable failure in delivering Iraq’s oil to the western oil companies. First of all George had the Iraqi government draft a Constitution. Iraq’s Constitution states that Iraq’s oil is owned by the Iraqi people. For years George has been pressuring the Iraqi government to pass a national oil law which gives Iraq’s oil to the western oil companies. It would go to Exxon Mobil and Texaco, not the United States. The passing of this oil law has been George’s number one “benchmark” of success in Iraq. He would have a better chance of getting Mrs. Khamenei to bench licht at the Meshedi Synagogue.

The Jewish King David ruled over Israel 1,600 years before Islam was invented. When Prince Jesus, the son of David was alive, the Roman Emperor Tiberius had his Holy Land governor Pontius Pilate rule with an iron fist, crucifying thousands of Jews outside of Jerusalem. In order to pass his national oil law in Iraq George Bush must get all three members of Iraq’s Presidency Council, Shiite Prime Minister Nouri al Maliki, Sunni Vice President Tariq al Hashemi and Kurd President Jalal Talibani to sign it. Talibanee? This will never happen no matter how much George bribes them. What good will their money do them when their people slaughter them for giving away the bank?

Saddam Hussein, a famous Sunni Swing dancer governed Iraq with an iron fist. The oil is in the Kurdish north of Iraq and in the Shiite South. Fork. The middle Sunni region has no oil. The Shia and the Kurds are unwilling to share the oil with their former Sunni oppressors let alone their current American oppressors. When the Kurds in the north recently signed a deal to share their oil with 20 foreign companies, only one of which was American, George had his NATO ally Turkey mass their troops on the Iraqi border under the pretense that the PKK had crossed over into Turkey and abducted May and Flower. The civil war over Iraq’s oil has now grown into a Middle East war between the Sunni Saudis and the Shiite Iranians, and the Sunni Saudis are now huddling in Annapolis going over their final plans to attack Iran. “We are going to Iraq to confiscate Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction, because Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11, to bring democracy to Iraq, Mission Acccomplished, the surge is working, Annapolis is to make peace between Palestine and Israel and the camel is in the mail.”