Hollywood Ugly – Top Ten Celebrities with the Worst Smiles

                                                                                         

We’ve all done it--you meet a nice stranger in the check-out line of the grocery or department store, they are well-kempt, not overly extravagant in dress, and then they open their mouth and your whole perception of them as a person changes. Shallow? Maybe, but it’s the way of the world.

What really get’s my goat are the celebrities whose living is made by allowing us to admire their beauty, not to mention their money. Here we’ll take a quick look at the top ten celebrities with the worst smiles.

A violent Mike Tyson plunged the sport of boxing to new lows when he sank what was left of his teeth into Evander Holyfield during a title match. The now bankrupt fighter should have spent some of his past winnings on restorative dental procedures.

Amy Winehouse comes in a strong second in this category. Smiling at an awards ceremony in Great Britain, she sported an open, gaping hole where a tooth once resided. Amy, if you read this, repeat three times after me: C O S M E T I C D E N T I S T R Y.

Kristen Dunst is the college textbook definition of the word adorable. She has eyes that would light up a completely dark room, and has the front teeth of an Oregon beaver. Kristen, darling, try Invisalign.

Avril Lavigne has enough working against her as it is with those little beady eyes and pointy nose. A glance at her fang-like incisors makes me wonder. I thought she was Canadian not Draconian! Get Invisalign and veneers on those blood-sucking chops girl!

Jon Heder has shaggy hair, squinty eyes and a mouth that never closes. I honestly think his teeth are too big and his lips can't reach each another. A good cosmetic dentist can take care of that inside of a week Jon!

Jack Black is like a lovable little puppy that you want to go out and buy a squeak-toy for, but under no circumstances is this man beautiful. This includes his teeth. A good cosmetic dentist will bleach those teeth white for you buddy.

Clay Aiken really does believe he is adorable... and he is seriously mistaken. A couple of well-placed crowns and old fashioned braces would help this guy.

Once a hobbit always a hobbit... they have large, clumsy hairy feet you know. Elijah Wood is a great actor and I love those big baby-blues, but you can see right through is teeth! Bonding will take care of thin enamel.

Kelly Osbourne already has braces--too bad they are on her teeth.

Lyle Lovett had to blackmail somebody to get into show business with those typical Tennessee teeth. Come on Julia--lend him some cash for restorative dentistry work!

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