Y. E. Yang Beats Tiger Woods His Fellow Asian Golfer

John McCain was born in Colon, Panama. In order to run for President a person must be an American. If your place of birth determines what you are, then if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a child in Jerusalem, then the child will be an Israeli.

During the Holocaust, Adolf Hitler decided that if a person had one Jewish grandparent, if the person was 25% Jewish, then that person had to be gassed to death. Humans are so brainwashed with falsehoods that it’s amazing we’ve lasted this long.

Yesterday Y. E. Yang beat Tiger Woods to win the PGA Championship. Today the world headlines are, “Y. E. Yang First Asian to Win a Major Championship.” This is true, if you don’t include Eldrick Tont Woods, the son of an African Chinese father and a Thai Chinese mother. Use your own eyes and your own mind and look at Tiger Woods’ picture; what do you see; a Buddhist Chinese man with a large bicep?

John McCain was brainwashed at the Hanoi Hilton. Our society idolizes Michael Jackson, a junkie pedophile. North Korea banned religion and commanded their starving hordes to worship the nuclear madman nuke pusher to Iraq and Syria Kim Jong il as God. The media is now beating up President Obama because he hasn’t joined a new Church yet. If it hadn’t been for the Asian Golfer Eldrick Tont Woods Barack Obama would still be a community organizer.

Yesterday Tiger Woods couldn’t read a putt. After his recent knee surgery Tiger’s left leg became shorter and everytime he looks at a putt his eye line is tilted and the earth’s axis shifts, like in 2012. People didn’t have enough fun with Y2k so now they’re freaking out over the end of the Mayan era.

The good thing about the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq is that now American children know where they are. If our home the tiny ball named Earth is constantly hurtling through space at thousands of miles per hour and rotating quickly are we ever in the same spot twice? Thailand is a country next to Vietnam, the Gulf of Tonkin and China, in Southeast Asia. Tiger’s middle name is Tont, a traditional Thai name. If a person looks Chinese and has a Buddhist Chinese name and Chinese parents then chances are they know how to use a pair of chopsticks.

On 18 yesterday YE Yang took out his hybrid chopstick and hit one of the greatest shots in golfing history over a tree and over sand stiff for birdie and the PGA Championship. It’s one thing for Americans to be brainwashed into believing that Tiger Woods isn’t Asian but the media has done such a number on our heads that to question CNN causes us so much painful cognitive dissonance that it’s easier for us to believe Christiane Amanpour that America has been in Afghanistan for eight years handing out muppet books to happy Afghany children.

It’s one thing for Americans to be brainwashed into believing that Tiger Woods isn’t Asian but the Chairman of the Asian Golf Tour Kyi Hla Han said, “It’s a great, great day for Asian golf. Today was probably our biggest day. It’s always been our hope that we will see an Asian player win a major and that day is here.” Someone needs to tell this lunatic that Se Ri Pak has won the LPGA three times, the U.S. Open and the British Open, and Eldrick Tont Woods has won fourteen majors so far.

Perhaps it’s because he is named Tiger that Americans don’t understand that Tiger is an African Asian male. Like Tiger is a normal American name? The only thing American about Tiger is that one if his great grandparents was Native American. The Panamanian born John McCain is the Senator from Arizona. Tiger’s niece golf phenom Cheyenne Nicole Woods was born in Phoenix. Tiger has won “The King’s” tornament so many times that he felt obliged to send his niece to “The King’s” alma mater where the golf team is named the “Demon Deacons” after Satan and Arnold Palmer’’s father the legendary greenskeeper Deacon Palmer.

Y. E. Yang got his start in golf at 19 picking up balls at a driving range in Asia. Barack Obama is printing money by the trillions in order to crash the American currency so that he can repay the deficit that he inherited from the military industrial complex with monopoly money. This is why China is now using their money to buy Iran and the Great Lakes. The pundits are declaring an end to the recession as we head down the road to Weimar Germany. It’s easier to get an impoverished nation to fight because they have nothing to lose.

Look at our home Earth from outer space and show me the borders. Borders are a man made invention, a figment of our imaginations, a delusion, which were made by warmongers because countries are good for business. John Lennon sang, “Imagine there’s no countries.” Imagine there’s no Asians. When Tiger’s dad Earl was covering the Asian Tour in Vietnam he nicknamed his pal Vuong Dong Phong “Tiger”. It was Vuong Dong Phong who then nicknamed little Tiger Tiger. Perhaps if Tiger went by his real name Tont it would be easier to understand that he is Asian. How about “Y. E. Yang defeats E. Tont”? We all have 99% monkey DNA and we are all Earthling Mutts and peace is less expensive than war. Seek and Y. E. shall find, if it’s there.