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By Gene Simmons [ 20/06/2006 ] Publishing Free Articles Zone articles is subject to our Publisher's Terms Of Service |
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I still canât understand it. After all these years, I canât make a lick of sense out of what folks consider to be in or out of fashion â appropriate or inappropriate attire or appearance. What was âinâ last year, might be âoutâ this year â or it might be in but you need to change what you wear with it. What was OK for spring and summer probably wonât work well for fall and winter - weather considerations aside. And what is in was likely already in somewhere around 20 or so years ago but then it went out so something else could be in. And why donât they just come right out and say FAKE fur instead of trying to dress it up with a fancy foreign word?
Thank God for jeansâŚ
I gotta find the Fashion Holy Book. I know there has to be one out there somewhere that says that itâs a sin to wear the same thing as you wore last year. Or maybe itâs just sometimes that itâs a sin. I dunno. All I know is that the ladies section has to be really big. Like maybe everything but the last seven pages. Guys donât seem to matter quite as much. Itâs sort of like an afterthought thing just so we wouldnât be offended. They â whoever âtheyâ is â could have left us out completely for all I care.
Thank God for jeansâŚ
I canât understand it. Why sometimes looking âlayeredâ is good and sometimes it isnât. Why sometimes croc (apparently âtheyâ couldnât spell the entire word) is good and sometimes it isnât. Why big old-looking broaches are sometimes good and sometimes they arenât. And why anyone would ever frown on micro-miniâs is beyond me. OK, so Iâm I guy. Iâll let that one go.
Thank God for jeansâŚ
And how can pleats be in or out? What about tweed? Is it good or not? Why do ladies handbags need to match their shoes? Can summer shoes be the same as winter shoes? Probably not, huh? And whatâs wrong with tie dye for cryinâ out loud? Looks cool to me. And whatâs the deal with buying jeans â brand new, mind you - that look like theyâve already been worn for two years? I never have been able to figure out that one.
But yeah, thank God for jeansâŚ
I canât understand it. Are guys dress jackets now supposed to have two, three or four buttons? Are pleated dress pants in or out? What about casual slacks? Cuffs â yes or no? Tuck or donât tuck? Why canât neckties be any width we dang well want? And why do we even wear the silly things in the first place? Why is it important for all the men to look like penguins when they dress for formal occasions? A zebra look makes just as much sense to me.
Thank God for jeansâŚ
And have you looked at underwear lately? (Do I need to rephrase that?) Now I understand that the ladies like to do all sorts of push up, push out, accent, emphasize, enhancement stuff. But guys â weâre getting out of control! Holy smokes. I thought the intent of our under-layer was to keep our goodies in place and prevent excessive scuffing against whatever outer-layer we happened to be wearing. Iâve even seen articles describing what kinds of underwear the celebrities are wearing. Why would we care? Iâm just not understanding any of this.
Thank God for jeans â and good old briefsâŚ
I guess I never will comprehend any of this fashion âin styleâ stuff. Seems to me that if weâre clean and comfortable â including warm, cool or dry depending on the weather â weâre good to go. I just canât see that anything else matters much. Of course, Iâm just an old country boy. What do I know?
About the author:
Gene Simmons, through NuPathz.com, provides an easy reading self-help blog, articles, quotations, thoughts and links along with affordable self-help and self improvement books & materials - all designed to help folks find the road to a more enjoyable lifestyle, to pass on some of lifeâs âsecrets for survivalâ in a chaotic world & offer a few smiles along the way. It's a down-to-earth, simple approach to discovering a better life. You can visit Gene at http://www.nupathz.com/
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