Top 10 Signs Your Life Is Too Similar To David Letterman's

                                                                                         

Top 10 Signs Your Life Is Too Similar To David Letterman's

10 - Your wife says she's never loved anyone like she loves you. For less than $600.

9 - You get home from work and find your wife in bed with another talk show host, and she claims he was just pre-screening her for an upcoming event.

8 - Your mailman knows where you keep your condoms.

7 - Seeing an older woman dressed like a slut brings back memories of home when your were a child.

6 - Your son wants a dress for Christmas.

5 - Your son gets kicked out of school for groping his teacher. And the teacher says he doesn't tolerate this kind of behavior; unless he gets taken out to dinner first.

4 - Your son says he want to get married when he's forty. As soon as he graduates High School.

3 - You didn't realize how much your son looked like you until your wife took him to the zoo and zoo officials tried to lure him into a cage with a banana.

2 - You never take your wife out in public, so people start asking if you cover her face when you're having sex.

1 - You don't socialize much because you're afraid people might find out that the act you've been putting on about being a loser is not an act.


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